06 June 2005

doughnuts, hot plates, and dying cats

kevin: i'll have a chocolate glazed doughnut. i'll have a maple doughnut. i'll have a cocoa-nut doughnut. oh, i'll have a plain doughnut. have i said maple yet?

mark: [looks in bag] yeah.

kevin: better make that two maples.

mark: two.

bruce: [stops playing his game] look at you. you human crap-holders. your wrinkled faces wolfin' down wrinkled crullers. sitting there, waiting for the doughnuts to turn day old. you're losers! losers! go home. go home to your hot plates and your dying cats. you're all hamsters--on a treadmill. running. using oxygen. giving back nothing! if i were you i'd...!

mark: [cuts him off] heyyy..you'd better stop. before you say something you'll regret.

bruce: uh--erm. oh. okay, yeah, you're right.

kevin: i'll have a glazed cruller doughnut...


s1.e4, kids in the hall
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do remind me--what's your favorite kind of doughnut?

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